IT'S A CAPSLOCKY WORLD OUT THERE

DURING ASSIGNMENT PERIOD

2011-03-17T19:23:00.000+08:00

DURING ASSIGNMENT PERIOD:

WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET SO DAMNED INTERESTING? AND WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL SO CREATIVELY ENDOWED, AND THAT MY TALENT WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ON WRITING CRAP NOT RELATED TO SCHOOL?

W.T.F-ERY

2011-03-12T15:56:00.003+08:00

THIRD YEAR ECONOMETRICS IS KICKING MY ASS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.

HOW DO LECTURES KICK SERIOUS ASS, IDEK.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TUTORIALS WTF.

BUT I WILL NOT DROP THIS CLASS.

FIRST POST OF 2011!

2011-02-21T22:48:00.002+08:00

HERRO EVERYBARREH.

SEMESTER'S STARTING AGAIN FOR THOSE OF US IN AUSTRALIA. WHO'S EXCITED? I'M KIND OF STOKED TO TAKE ON ANOTHER SEMESTER. I USUALLY DO WELL IN SEMESTER ONE. SEMESTER TWO IS WHERE I START BUMMING AROUND AND WASTING MY LIFE AWAY.

SINCE I HAVE THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS OFF (YES, YOU CAN BE JEALOUS. BUT I AM TAKING TAXATION AND INTRO TO CORPORATE ACCOUNTING AND INTRO TO FINANCE WHICH HAVE A LOT OF FORMULAE SO I WILL DIE), I AM PLANNING TO GET A CASUAL JOB AND EARN SOME DOUGH WHILE I CAN.

HOW ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU EXCITED TO START THE YEAR AFRESH?

IN THE SPIRIT OF PAST POSTS

2010-10-25T14:01:00.003+08:00

WHILE EVERYONE'S ON A ROLL, TYPING ABOUT THEIR LIFE IN THE CAPSLOCK MOMENT, I AM... NOT DOING THAT YET.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO, LIKE, A FEW DAYS AGO. BUT WE CAN SEE WHERE THAT WENT.

ANYWAY. SINCE THE 'GYMNASTICS' TAG HASN'T BEEN USED IN FOREVER (THIS IS CLEARLY AN EXAGGERATION) AND ALICIA SACRAMONE IS BACK AND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS WAS IN THE PAST WEEK...

SACRAMONE'S BACK, YO! GOLD MEDAL ON VAULT, AT LONG LAST. TOOK THE WORLD LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE IT TO SACRAMONE. JEAH. ALSO, LAUREN MITCHELL WON GOLD ON FLOOR!

YOU MUST BE LIKE "OHSHIT NOT ANOTHER GYMNAST" WHEN YOU SEE THE NAME 'LAUREN MITCHELL', BUT I CAN JUSTIFY IT, I SWEAR! LAUREN MITCHELL IS FROM WESTERN AUSTRALIA. ACCORDING TO WIKI, SHE'S FROM SUBIACO, WHICH IS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE I AM. SHE TRAINS AT THE WESTERN AUSTRALIAN INSTITUTE OF SPORTS, WHICH, WHILE I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS (MT LAWLEY, I THINK?), IT'S LIKE... RIGHT OPPOSITE THE UWA SPORTS PARK. SO YES. SHE'S A HOMEGIRL, THIS MITCHELL. TOO BAD SHE'S STUDYING IN NOTRE DAME, AND NOT UWA. I MEAN, WHY THE HECK DID SHE CHOOSE TO STUDY IN NOTRE DAME? IT'S LIKE, IN FREO, AND IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET TO FREO (BY PUBLIC TRANSPORT, AT LEAST. TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR BY BUS AND TRAIN. ABOUT 40 MINUTES BY CAR). GIRL SHOULD'VE DONE WELL ENOUGH TO GET INTO UWA. WOULD'VE MADE HER LIFE EASIER.

ANYWAY. YES. IN THE SPIRIT OF LAUREN MITCHELL'S SUCCESS IN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS AND COMMONWEALTH GAMES, WE OUGHT TO HAVE A LAUREN MITCHELL DAY IN WA. OR A WA PUBLIC HOLIDAY. IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, BECAUSE UWA WON'T LET US TAKE THE BREAK ANYWAY.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. WHICH UNIVERSITY DOESN'T HAVE AN OFF DAY ON LABOUR DAY? THERE'S EVEN A FACEBOOK GROUP, "I LOVE HAVING PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF! LOLJK I GO TO UWA". IT'S THAT BAD. DID I EVER MENTION THE TIME I HAD MY MACROECONOMIC MIDSEMESTER EXAM... ... ON A PUBLIC HOLIDAY? YEAH.

ALSO, HOMG I JUST PURCHASED A WACOM INTUOS3. MEDIUM. ACADEMIC EDITION. IT'S COMING NEXT TUESDAY. I FEEL ABSOLUTELY ECSTATIC THAT AFTER 7 YEARS OF WANTING A TABLET, I'VE WORKED FOR 2 DAYS AND BOUGHT MYSELF SOMETHING WITH THE MONEY I'VE EARNED (I STILL HAVE CHANGE. HAHAHAHA. BUT THAT'S GOING TO SAVINGS, DUH). AND YET I FEEL GUILTY THAT I'VE SPENT THE EQUIVALENT OF AN ENTIRE MONTH'S ALLOWANCE ON A SINGLE PURCHASE. I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. ANYTHING ABOVE $10 ALREADY HAS ME SWEATING (UNLESS IT'S A BOOK), IT TOOK AN UNCHARACTERISTIC ME TO SPEND $30 ON A PAIR OF SNEAKERS AND... I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND ON ANY MORE BIG PURCHASES FOR THE YEAR. WHICH IS A GOOD THING - I ONLY HAVE A MONTH LEFT HERE FOR THE YEAR, ANYWAY.

I WANNA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2010-10-13T13:17:00.003+08:00

GOLLY IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I LOGGED IN TO BLOGGER.

TUMBLR IS NICE LAH GO GET ONE. :D

I'VE BEEN SITTING AT THIS TABLE SINCE 8.07AM, AND THE TIME IS NOW 1.18PM. I LIKE THESE HIDDEN SEATS ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU GET A LOT MORE PRIVACY AND IT'S USUALLY WARMER HERE, BUT FOR SOME DARNED REASON IT ISN'T SO WARM TODAY AND I'M FREEZING MY BUTT OFF.

I ALSO HAVE TO PEE REALLY BADLY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY LAPTOP HERE ALL ALONE, NOR STRUGGLE TO TAKE ALL MY THINGS DOWN TO THE BATHROOM AND COME BACK ONLY TO FIND THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS TAKEN MY PRECIOUS PLACE.

I AM ALSO VERY HUNGRY. HAIH THE PERILS OF BEING ALONE IN THE LIBRARY. OTHERWISE, I'M QUITE HAPPY BEING ON MY OWN.

ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE EARLY MORNING BECAUSE I DIDN'T FINISH MY WORK AND I DIDN'T SEE MUCH POINT IN GOING FOR CLASS WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW. I WANTED TO FINISH MY IDENTITY GUIDELINES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND RUSH OFF TO CLASS, BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T HAPPEN. THEN I HEARD MY LECTURER WAS A REAL BEAR THIS MORNING AND EVERYONE IS NOW SO FREAKED OUT, THEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO FOR THE TALK AT 2PM BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE THERE. WHICH MEANS I'M NOT GOING EITHER, BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP FOR CLASS - LAGI HOW I WANNA FACE HIM LA.

ON A SIDENOTE, IT'S KINDA FUNNY WHEN YOU COME BEFORE 8AM AND THE LIBRARY ISN'T OPEN YET, AND BY 8 THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE HUDDLED AROUND THE DOOR WAITING, AND WHEN FINALLY THE LADY COMES TO UNLOCK THE GLASS DOORS EVERYONE JUST POURS RIGHT IN. I JUST SPELLED POUR AS 'POOR'. GO ME. ANYWAY, THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING SO EARLY IS GETTING TO CHOOSE YOUR SEATS. I ALWAYS LIKE THESE HIDDEN SEATS BECAUSE YOU GET PORTS TOO. THE ROUND BALL SEATS BY THE WINDOW ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR ARE ALSO PRETTY AWESOME 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO COMFY, AND THEN THERE'S ALWAYS THE GORGEOUS GLASS-WALLED ROOM THAT OVERLOOKS THE LAKE. ONCE WE WERE IN THERE WHEN IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN AND I WAS SO EXCITED 'CAUSE I THOUGHT WE'D GET TO SEE A STORM RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OVER THE FREAKING LAKE. BUT OF COURSE, WE HAD TO LEAVE BEFORE THE STORM ACTUALLY BEGAN. FAIL.

I HAVE NOT EDITED THIS! I SHALL JUST POST IT AS IT IS, WHEE. TO QUOTE YUINE (WITH A FEW WORDS OF MY OWN),

TO ALL THOSE WITH SHITLOADS OF WORK TO DO, FEELING LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO DIE ANY MOMENT AND SERIOUSLY LACKING IN SLEEP/FOOD/A SOCIAL LIFE, ROCK ON!

THIS STUDENT LIFE

2010-10-05T10:29:00.002+08:00

I LOVE BEING A STUDENT AND ALL THE 5000 WORD RESEARCH ASSIGNMENTS THAT COME WITH IT!

I LOVE LATE NIGHT COFFEE AND EARLY MORNING COFFEE! I LOVE MORNING COLD SHOWERS TO SHOCK MYSELF AWAKE BEFORE PULLING ON OLD JEANS AND A WORN T-SHIRT. I LOVE WALKING BLEARILY INTO HURRIEDLY REQUESTED TUTOR CONSULTATIONS WITH MY HAIR IN A WILD MANE.

I LOVE SQUEEZING IN BETWEEN PEOPLE SEATED AROUND A CROWDED LIBRARY TABLE FILLED WITH SIMILIARLY HARRIED STUDENTS, SLAMMING OUT REPORTS ON MY LAPTOP. I LOVE THAT I STILL CHECK LIVEJOURNAL EVERY 20 MINUTES OR SO ALTHOUGH AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO SLAP MYSELF AIYO WHY AM I LIKE THIS. I LOVE THAT I AM TYPING OUT THIS POST.

WOOHOO I LOVE IT!

I LOVE THAT AFTER THIS 5000 WORD ASSIGNMENT IS HANDED IN FRIDAY, I HAVE A GAMES SESSION AT OCF TO HOST, AND ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT DUE MONDAY THAT I HAVEN'T STARTED ON!

THIS RUSH IS LIKE BURNING! TO THOSE WHO HAVE SHITLOADS OF WORK TO DO TODAY, I SAY ROCK ON!

(IN CASE ANYONE'S WONDERING, YES, I REALLY DO ENJOY BEING A STUDENT, ALTHOUGH RIGHT NOW MY FINGERS ARE STUTTERING ACROSS THE KEYBOARD IN WORRY, CONTEMPLATING THIS DAMN ASSIGNMENT.)

2010-09-16T14:14:00.003+08:00

THIS MAY SOUND MEAN, BUT I GOT TIRED OF COMING TO THE CAPSBLOG AND SEEING JEN'S PICTURE EVERY TIME. HAHAHA. SORRY JEN?

WELL, I PROCLAIM THAT UPDATES ARE IN ORDER.

LIFE IS OKAY RIGHT NOW. GOOD GRIEF HOW TIME JUST SEEMS TO PASS US BY THIS EASILY. RIDICULOUS, I TELL YOU.

ANYHOW. WHAT'S EVERYONE UP TO RIGHT NOW? I FOR ONE AM MAKING SURE I DON'T FAIL ANY OF MY UNITS, AND, IN FACT, DO WELL IN THEM, SO THAT I CAN MAKE IT TO THE STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMME.

DEAR UNIVERSE

2010-05-17T18:25:00.001+08:00

THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO LOOK LIKE.

YEAH, LAUGH IT UP.

DEAR UNIVERSE ... WHILE YOU'RE STILL TAKING ORDERS, I'D ALSO LIKE TO BE FAMOUS BUT NOT TOO FAMOUS, AND BE COMFORTABLY RICH BEFORE I LEAVE SCHOOL. THAT'S ALL.

2010-04-03T03:21:00.002+08:00

JEN CALLED FOR AN UPDATE.

AND HERE I BRING ONE. WHICH REMINDS ME - I TOTALLY SHOULD'VE POSTED ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY HERE. THE JOKE WOULD HAVE INVOLVED ME TYPING IN LOWERCASE ONLY. HA HA.

ANYWAY. THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST IS TO GLOAT. SORT OF.

*AUTUMN* IS FINALLY COMING! AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I CAN SEE FROM THE FORECAST FOR THE WEEK TO COME. I HOPE IT'S COMING. A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, FORECAST FOR NEXT TUESDAY WAS THAT IT'D BE 31. HA, NOW IT'S BEEN SWITCHED TO 25. BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS - A FORECAST.

ALSO, I AM GOING GO-KARTING TOMORROW. CANNOT WAIT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEELS OF A VEHICLE AGAIN. ALTHOUGH THE LAST TIME I DROVE WAS 12 FEBRUARY 2010, TO BE EXACT. I FOUND OUT FROM MY CELL LEADER THAT WE CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE IN AUSTRALIA WITH OUR 'P' LICENSES - AS LONG AS WE PUT THE AUSTRALIAN EQUIVALENT OF A 'P' STICKER ON OUR CARS.

TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE A CAR. HAR HAR.

CHRIS ROCK ON OPRAH IS THE LULZ

2010-01-30T01:37:00.002+08:00

OMG NO ONE HAS POSTED HERE FOR 2010 YET!

I SHALL HAVE THE HONOURS. MUAHAHA. BOW BEFORE ME, YOU LITTLE - NAH, I'M KIDDING, WE'RE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY KAN. =DD

S'L IS GOING AWAY VERY SOON. THIS IS SADDENING. SOON ENOUGH, WE'LL ALL BE GOING AWAY TOO, ONE BY ONE, SLIPPING AWAY LIKE DUST THROUGH MY FINGERS. YAY FOR RANDOM. HECK, WHY WOULD I HAVE DUST IN MY FINGERS? YEWW.

"SO WHY DO THIS AND NOT MUSIC?"

SOMEBODY ASKED ME THAT QUESTION YESTERDAY AND I ANSWERED SO STUPIDLY. AS THE EVER WISE KING SOLOMON SAID, "HE WHO HOLDS HIS TONGUE IS WISE." WORDS OF WISDOM INDEED.

WE MAY BE GETTING A NEW WOK SOON YAY! =DD

Hee hee

2009-12-27T22:36:00.001+08:00

Capslocky world is now fully upper-capitalized. Except for the rogue typists in the tagboard.

(try to type a post in lower caps! try it!)

EXAMS HOW I DESPISE THEE.

2009-11-09T13:07:00.000+08:00

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING ECONOMICS NOW.

SUPPOSED TO.

BUT MY BRAIN NO LONGER WANTS TO FUNCTION. TWO MORE PAPERS AND IT'S BURNING UP SO BAD.

ANYHOW, THREE DOWN, TWO TO GO. I HOPE I GET AN A FOR BIO. IT DIDN'T GO TOO BADLY, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF MY ANSWERS ARE 'CORRECT ENOUGH'.

I'M FREAKING OUT FOR CHEMISTRY.

SIGH.

CAPSLOCKY WORLD INDEEDY

2009-11-06T22:32:00.000+08:00

//BEGIN RANT

I THINK I RATHER SCREWED UP ONE OF MY FINAL ASSIGNMENTS.

I SPENT A WHOLE NIGHT ON IT, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE NOTHING LIKE WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE. I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO REDO IT, BUT SOMEHOW I DIDN'T HAVE THE INITIATIVE TO DO SO.

WHY SO? PARTLY BECAUSE I WAS SICK AND TIRED OF CLICKING AWAY IN A LITTLE PROGRAM WE CALL PHOTOSHOP, AND PARTLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT SAID SUBJECT AND SAID ASSIGNMENT. MAYBE EVEN SAID COURSE. O:

AS A WONDERFUL CLASSMATE OF MINE SAID; MY BODY SAYS "JUST GIVE IT UP, YOU'VE ALREADY DONE WHAT YOU CAN WITH YOUR PUNY SKEELZ AND YEAH YEAH YOU COULDA DONE BETTER IF YOU'D TAKEN MORE TIME AND EFFORT BUT LET'S JUST FUDGE IT NOW" AND MEANWHILE, MY INNER KIASU SCIENCE STUDENT SAYS "NO NO NO YOU GOTTA TRY AGAIN, TRY HARDER, DO BETTER, SHOW EM WHATCHU GOT!"

WEEELLL, SCREW IT.

//END RANT

ON A RELATED NOTE: I DIDN'T EXACTLY SLEEP MUCH LAST NIGHT, YET I'M WIDE AWAKE NOW. AUGH.

NANOWRIMO

2009-10-23T23:39:00.000+08:00

HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD OF NANOWRIMO?

I FIRST HEARD OF IT IN FORM 4.

HAVE ANY OF YOU GOTTEN THE URGE TO JOIN NANOWRIMO?

I WANT TO BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HAVE NO IDEAS TO WRITE. HAHAHA,

PLUS IT'S DURING THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. THOSE STILL STUDYING KNOW FULL WELL WHAT KIND OF MONTH NOVEMBER IS.

BECAUSE IT'S WORTH THE CAPSLOCK

2009-10-09T18:32:00.000+08:00

8.5/9.0 FOR IELTS, YO.

I ONLY GOT 7.5 FOR SPEAKING, MY LOWEST. HAHAHA, I KNEW I SCREWED MY SPEAKING UP. INTROVERSION AND ALL THAT.

RANDOM RANT

2009-09-24T22:20:00.000+08:00

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I ACTUALLY WROTE OF THE PARALLELS OF THE GYMNASTICS TRIFECTA AND JUSTINE, AND I FOUND EVEN MORE PARALLELS NOW THAT MY BBS OUR COMING BACK.

I REALLY WISHED THAT JUSTINE HAD GONE THE NASTIA ROUTE OF AN 'EXTENDED BREAK' INSTEAD OF OUTRIGHT RETIRING, BUT HEY, THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I WAS COMPARING JUSTINE WITH ASAC - THEY BOTH 'RETIRED' DUE TO INJURY. TO THE KNEE. AND SHOULDER. HAHAHA. I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH AT THEIR SUFFERING, BUT THE SIMILARITIES ARE UNCANNY.

ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING.

JUSTINE RETIRED, AND WENT ON TO DO LOTS OF HUMANITARIAN UNICEF PROJECTS (OKAY, MAYBE NOT A LOT, BUT SHE DID), AND WAS ACTUALLY SCHEDULED TO APPEAR IN SOME RANDOM FRENCH PLAY (STOP LAUGHING) WHILE SHE CAMEO'D IN A FRENCH SOAP OPERA (OH, BBJUSTINE, HAVE BETTER TASTE, PLEASE), HAD LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON WHICH I DO NOT KNOW OF BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH.

IN THE MEANTIME, OUR TRIFECTA GOES INTO THE OLYMPICS, BRINGS BACK MORE MEDALS THAN A TENNIS PLAYER CAN, GOES ON A WHIRLWIND TOUR, ETC ETC.

JUSTINE GETS HER EYES FIXED AND HER KNEE FIXED. THANK GOODNESS SHE FINALLY TOOK THE KNEE SURGERY. IF SHE INJECTED MORE CORTISONE, I WOULD KILL SOMEONE. NOT LITERALLY. DID YOU KNOW THAT CORTISONE ACTUALLY WEAKENS/DAMAGES YOUR MUSCLES (THE ONES WHICH YOU ADMINISTER TREATMENT) IN THE LONG RUN? DID YOU KNOW THAT CORTISONE ALSO WEAKENS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM? WHICH IS WHY I WONDER WHY SO MANY ATHLETES (ESPECIALLY GYMNASTS) TAKE CORTISONE JABS. SURE, THE SHORT TERM RELIEF IS THERE, BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY DISSOLVING YOUR MUSCLES AWAY IN THE LONG RUN. CREEPY.

OOPS, I GOT CARRIED AWAY. ANYWAY, YES. FIXED HER EYES AND KNEES. DEAR ALICIA SACRAMONE, IN TIME OF HER RETIREMENT (I WILL NOW CALL IT AN EXTENDED BREAK, OR SABBATICAL), LET HER BODY HEAL AND HAD HER SHOULDER AND KNEE(S?) FIXED. HEEHEE.

THEN ALICIA ANNOUNCES HER COMEBACK.

ABOUT 2 MONTHS LATER, JUSTINE ANNOUNCES HER COMEBACK.

THEY'LL BOTH BE BACK IN COMPETITION IN 2010, WITH THE AIMS OF LONDON 2012 AND WIMBLEDON. JUSTINE WANTS BOTH. ALICIA CAN ONLY HAVE ONE. GYMNASTS DON'T HAVE WIMBLEDON. I CAN STOP BEING LAME, NOW.

I AM NOW STOKED FOR JUSTINE'S RETURN.

IF I GET INTO COLUMBIA OR GEORGETOWN OR PRINCETON OR CORNELL, I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO TO THE US OPEN. I'M SURE THAT IF I STUDY IN THE EAST COAST OF THE STATES, WE'D GO AND STAY A FEW NIGHTS IN NEW YORK AT MY MUM'S FRIEND'S PLACE. I COULD TOTALLY GO WITH HER (MUM'S FRIEND).

ANYHOW. I REALLY HOPE SHAWN COMES BACK TO THE GYM... EVENTUALLY. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WOULD PULL A HAMM AND JUST COME BACK IN 2012, BUT... I JUST HOPE SHE COMES BACK. I MISS THE USWGT'S DYNAMICS. ALL I GET NOW IS HOW NASTIA LOVES L.A.. UGH.

ALSO, THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CAPSLOCK ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I NOW HAVE A NEW TV FANDOM - LEVERAGE - WHICH JEN AND MIN SHEN ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH OF. LEVERAGE IS MY NEW REGENESIS. YIH SHAN LIKES CONMEN. SHE WANTS TO BE THE MASTERMIND, SO I DECIDED TO COVERTLY CALL HER 'NATE'. OOPS. NOT SO COVERT ANY MORE. MIN SHEN DOESN'T LIKE SOPHIE. I DON'T KNOW WHY. JEN CAN TOTALLY BE HARDISON, THE HACKER. I LOVE PARKER. BUT I DON'T HAVE HER SKILL SET. IN FACT, WE PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY OF PARKER'S SKILL SETS. GRIFTING SOUNDS COOL, THOUGH. DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, THOUGH. I'M NOT GOING TO CON PEOPLE NEXT TIME. UNLESS I BECOME A DIPLOMAT, IN WHICH IT IS A SKILL TO LEARN HOW TO "TELL PEOPLE TO GO TO HELL SO NICELY THAT THEY ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD TO IT". THEN I'M TECHNICALLY A GRIFTER. HA.

SORRY. AS YOU CAN SEE, I WAS BORED.

AMERICAN TV SHOWS ARE BACK. WHOO!

MONOPOLY CITY STREETS

2009-09-20T15:45:00.000+08:00

SO THE OTHER DAY AT CARREFOUR, I SAW A NEW MONOPOLY BOARD, WHICH COSTS RM164 OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

ANYWAY, LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.

AND THEN I SAW THAT THERE'S A *FREE* ONLINE VERSION OF THE GAME!

COME JOIN ME!

http://www.monopolycitystreets.com/game.html#en

FORGIVE THE LOSERCASE.

ANYWAY, I'M 'OCEANEYES' ON THE GAME. FRIEND ME IF YOU PLAY! IT IS NECESSARY!

PIMPING THIS ON MY BLOG AND THE MELONADES BLOG AS WELL. SLEEPOVER ADDICTION!

DON'T MIND ME.

2009-09-17T00:47:00.000+08:00

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LALALALA

2009-09-14T03:46:00.000+08:00

BECAUSE IT'S 3.43AM MONDAY MORNING AND I'M STRESSING OVER THE AMOUNT OF WORK I HAVE LEFT UNDONE...

HUGH HEFNER BOLEH - NAH. COPY ONLY NO FUN.

I FEEL THE NEED TO RANT IN CAPS.

SUDDENLY I'M WIDE AWAKE, I KEPT FALLING ASLEEP EARLIER AND THAT'S INCREDIBLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO WORK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH THIS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CUT OUT FOR THIS, YOU KNOW? YOU FEEL ME? YOU GET MY DRIFT? YOU GET MY ROTI CANAI? YOU UNDERTANN MY ENGRISHH??

BECAUSE MY TRIALS ARE COMING AND I'M A NERVOUS WRECK...

2009-09-07T20:26:00.001+08:00

...

HUGH HEFNER BOLEH CIUM TUMIT SAYA.

2009-08-13T21:06:00.001+08:00

[EDIT]

REMOVED. TO AVOID MISLEADING SEARCH ENGINE USERS LOOKING FOR THE ACTUAL GYMNASTIC CENTRE.

2009-07-26T22:10:00.001+08:00

TAYMUN CONFERENCE WAS...

AWESOME!

THE TALKS, THE DIPLOMAT, AMIR MUHAMMAD - ALL AWESOME. PLANNING IT WAS AWESOME, NO MATTER HOW FREAKING BROKE I AM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO CLAIM, LIKE, CLOSE TO RM 435 IN EXPENSES (PRINTING WAS AROUND RM 16 - HAVEN'T COUNTED YET, RM 16.80 FOR PHOTOSTATING FOR DISEC).

I HAVE NO REGRETS JOINING THIS CLUB AND ITS EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.

DIZ BE EMOZ POSTZ

2009-07-24T01:17:00.001+08:00

CAUGHT THE EMO BUG WHILE YUMCHA-ING AT OLDTASTE, SS15.

SO I ORDERED FRENCH FRIES, BUTTERED KAYA TOAST, AND ENRICH CHOCOLATE. AT 11:30 PM.

YES, I BINGE WHEN I EMO.

WHAT BE EVERYONEZ REACTION TO EMOZ?

OFFICIAL WELCOME POST

2009-07-19T15:28:00.000+08:00

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.

WE WELCOME A NEW, FORMIDABLE CAPSLOCKER TO OUR CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT - YAO YUN/YUINE!

CONFETTI ABOUND!

SHE, AS OF 14TH JULY 2009, BECAME AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THIS MOVEMENT.

YAY!

AND, QUOTING JEN, "OBLIGATORY 'WELCOME' COMMENT,"

WELCOME!

2009-07-19T15:24:00.001+08:00

I'M TRYING VERY VERY VERY HARD NOT TO LIKE YOU.

DON'T GET THIS WRONG, READERS (BY THIS I MEAN MS NG MIN SHEN AND LIM JEN LI AND WHOEVER ELSE). IT'S NOT MY PRIVATE LIFE I'M TALKING ABOUT (OKAY, IT IS. ME BEING A FAN OF SOMEONE IS MY PRIVATE LIFE).

DAMNIT. I KNOW HOW THAT INTERVIEW WOULD'VE BEEN NTH TIME MORE EPIC IF IT WAS ALICIA SACRAMONE OR JUSTINE HENIN WITH THOSE INCREDULOUS FACES (ASAC WOULD'VE PULLED HER FACE MORE, JUSTINE WOULD'VE MADE IT MORE "WTF?!"-WORTHY), BUT DAAAAAYYUUUUUM.

YES. CRACK THOUGHTS.

AS USUAL.

2009-07-17T19:19:00.000+08:00

SO I HAVE THIS CREEPY FORM 3 KID 'FROM SU' STALKING ME ON MSN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I CLICKED THE ADD BUTTON.

TIME TO DELETE AND BLOCK SOME PEOPLE ON MY MSN.

AGAIN.

2009-07-15T16:16:00.000+08:00

SO I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF/WATCHED THE SHOW CALLED LEVERAGE? IT'S LIKE THE AMERICAN VERSION OF THE BRITISH (WHICH I ALSO LOVED WHEN IT WAS ON. MIN SHEN MAY RECOGNIZE THE LADY FROM HUSTLE - SHE WAS A RECURRING GUEST STAR IN SEASON 2 OF DEXTER AS THAT LADY WHO DATED DEXTER FOR A WHILE, I THINK. I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER WATCHED DEXTER PAST THE FIRST SEASON. WAS SHE SPEAKING IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT, OR AN AMERICAN ONE?)

ANYWAY, YES. LEVERAGE IS ABOUT A BUNCH OF CONMEN/THIEVES/WHATEVER WHO ARE LIKE MODERN-DAY ROBIN HOODS. IT'S LIKE LAYMEN'S OCEAN'S 11 FOR THE TV, SIMPLIFIED, LESS FLASHY AND WITH NO GEORGE CLOONEY.

ANYHOW - I'VE ONLY WATCHED A COLLECTIVE TOTAL OF 30 MINUTES OF THE SERIES AND I ALREADY LOVE IT. IT'S LIKE THE OLYMPICS, YOU KNOW. I ONLY WATCHED 10 PROPER MINUTES OF ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS BUT NOW I'M HOOKED.

PARKER IS BATSHIT CRAZY.

I LOVE HER FOR THAT.

I WONDER WHETHER THERE'S A CAPSLOCK!LEVERAGE ON LJ. I SHALL LOOK FOR IT.

OBLIGATORY INTRODUCTION POST

2009-07-14T22:50:00.000+08:00

YES, IT IS I.

I HAVE, AS OF JULY 14, 2009, JOINED THE RANKS OF ESTEEMED CAPSLOCK BLOGGERS.

YOU SHALL CALL ME YY OR YUINE OR WHATEVER NEW NAME I DEEM TO CALL MYSELF.

HELLO!

2009-07-07T21:37:00.000+08:00

SO YESTERDAY, MY HANDS WERE ITCHY.

I PINCHED AT MY BLACKHEAD ON MY NOSE.

NOW I HAVE A PIMPLE.

DAMN YOU, HORMONES.

ALSO, WE'RE HAVING A DEBATE DURING ECONOMICS CLASS TOMORROW. AND I THINK MS NG HAD FORGOTTEN THAT WE HAD A CLASS AT 10AM THIS MORNING. SHE DIDN'T TURN UP. AND I HAD TO GO TO THE ORANGE ROOM AND ALMOST LITERALLY BANGED INTO MS CHEANG. ANYWAY, MS CHEANG WAS ALL, "MS NG HAS A CLASS NOW? BUT I THOUGHT SHE JUST WENT FOR LUNCH WITH SOME OTHER LECTURERS"

WHUT?
WHUT?
WHUT?

ANYHOW, MS NG, SNEAKY THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT STUDENTS TO HAVE HER HANDPHONE NUMBER, TOTALLY GOT MS CHEANG TO CALL ME SO SHE COULD SPEAK WITH ME. HAHAHA. I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE CLASSROOM TO WASH MY HANDS (I HAD WIPED THE WHITEBOARD OUT OF BOREDOM) WHEN MY PHONE STARTED VIBRATING, AND IT WAS MS CHEANG. SHE WAS ALL, "HELLO? S'L? HOLD ON ARH..."

AND THEN MS NG'S VOICE CAME THROUGH THE SPEAKERS.

OKAY, ENOUGH RANDOM STUFF ABOUT MY COLLEGE LIFE.

I JUST FELT LIKE CAPSLOCKING, THAT'S ALL.

COMPLETELY RANDOM POSTS ARE EXPECTED AT THIS TIME

2009-07-07T01:04:00.000+08:00

IT'S 1.31AM IN THE MORNING, BUT I FEEL LIKE WATCHING LOTR AND EATING PEANUT BUTTER SO LET'S ~~PUNCH~~ DO IT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO DO DURING THESE LAST FEW WEEKS OF MY HOLIDAYS. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FREEDOM! BUT IT FEELS MORE LIKE HOUSE ARREST. HEY, THAT'S A PUN THERE. HOUSE? HOUSE ARREST. YAY I'M BEING FUNNY.

I IS HUNGRY. LETZ EATZ YO.

2009-06-17T15:26:00.000+08:00

BECAUSE JEN MADE A 'NOT GYMNASTICS' TAG, I DECIDED TO UTILIZE IT.

BY TALKING ABOUT UNIVERSITY.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THERE'LL BE A 'NOT UNIVERSITY' TAG. HAHAHAHA.

SORRY FOR MAKING YOU PEOPLE SUFFER LIKE THAT. ANYHOW, AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN, THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-MADISON HAS SENT ME THEIR UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSIONS INFORMATION BOOK... THING. BOOKLET, RATHER. I'VE COMPLAINED ENOUGH ABOUT PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES NOT GIVING INTERNATIONAL ADMITS FINANCIAL AID (AT LEAST, NOT IN THE FIRST YEAR), AND I'M NOT GOING/APPLYING FOR WISCONSIN-MADISON ANYWAY, BUT I SHALL QUOTE A RATHER LOLTASTIC PHRASE REGARDING THEIR WEATHER...

I'M ALSO TRANSLATING IT INTO CAPSLOCK.

"MADISON IS LOCATED IN A TEMPERATE CLIMATE ZONE AND HAS FOUR DISTINCT SEASONS - SPRING, SUMMER, FALL AND WINTER. DURING OUR WARMEST SUMMER MONTHS OF JUNE, JULY AND AUGUST, HIGH TEMPERATURES AVERAGE 27 DEGREES CELSIUS. OUR WINTERS ARE COLD AND SNOWY. FROM NOVEMBER THROUGH MARCH, TEMPERATURES AVERAGE -7 DEGREES CELSIUS, 'BUT' CAN FALL BELOW -18 DEGREES CELSIUS. THE AVERAGE ANNUAL RAINFALL IS 33 INCHES AND AVERAGE SNOWFALL IS 42 INCHES"

THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-MADISON, 2008

I LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S SO NORMAL THERE. WISCONSIN DOESN'T HAVE 4 DISTINCT SEASONS, IT HAS TWO! COLD AND COLDER. AND IT SNOWS MORE THAN IT RAINS, I SEE. HAHAHAHA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST TYPED A CAPSLOCK POST ABOUT WEATHER IN THE LIBRARY.

OFF TO LOOK FOR A MORAL TEXTBOOK, AND TO FIGURE OUT WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE FOR CHEMISTRY TOMORROW. I WANT TO GO HOME AND SLEEP. AW. ):

ALSO, WHOEVER THINKS I DON'T WANT TO WATCH STAR TREK IS WRONG. I WANTED TO SEE JMO IN IT (EVEN THOUGH NOW I HEARD THAT SHE'S CAPTAIN DISAPPEAR IN THE MOVIE). AND THEN I HEARD KARL URBAN (!!!!!) WAS IN IT. BUT I AM NOT FREE TO WATCH IT. OH, WELL. NOT THAT I'M GOING TO *DIE* OF *NOT* WATCHING STAR TREK OR SOMETHING.

I AM, HOWEVER, GOING TO DIE FROM THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE 4 MONTHS LEFT IN COLLEGE. HORRIFIC.

LOGICALLY, THIS MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE MIN SHEN'S SOULMATE.

2009-06-16T20:56:00.001+08:00

(VIA MORPHTHING.COM)

2009-05-14T17:33:00.001+08:00

I WAS HAVING ONE OF MY SHALLOW MOMENTS WHEN I WAS READING FANDOM!SECRETS TODAY.

AND MY THOUGHTS WERE SO CAPSLOCKY THAT I DECIDED TO SAVE MY REGULAR BLOGREADERS FROM THE PAIN.

FIRST, I SQUEED WHEN I SAW THIS SECRET.

THEN, I LOLED.

THEN I WENT ALL, "AAAAAAAAAAW, NASTIA LOOKS SO... *LI ZA FACE*"

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HER NON-BITCHY FOCUS!FACE?

WIBBLE, PEOPLE. WIBBLE.

ALSO, SEEING THIS PICTURE NOW MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK FOR THE ORIGINAL PICTURE. AND I NEVER REALIZED THAT THEIR STUTTGART WORLDS TEAM FINALS LEOTARD HAD *SPARKLES* ON THEM. SERIOUSLY, GIRLS, LAY OFF THOSE BEDAZZLERS. ALTHOUGH... I CANNOT SPEAK FOR SACRAMONE. SHE BEDAZZLES SHARPIES.

[EDIT: DAMN YOU, BLOGGER, FOR CUTTING OUT THE PICTURE. AT LEAST IT STILL HAS THE PARTS I'M REFERRING TO]

2009-05-11T17:09:00.000+08:00

REMEMBER THAT CRACK-POST ABOUT HOW THE GYMNASTICS TRIFECTA OF SHAWN/NASTIA/ALICIA ARE SIMILAR TO JUSTINE, AND HOW I CONCLUDE THAT ALICIA/JUSTINE REALLY ARE PRETTY SIMILAR AFTER ALL?

WELL, I HAVE YET TO ADMIT THIS ON MY BLOG, BUT JUSTINE'S DELVING INTO THE *TELEVISION* INDUSTRY. YES, WITH THE WHOLE ACTING AND HOSTING A SHOW THING.

AND I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT ASAC'S DELVING IN THE DESIGNING (T-SHIRTS?) INDUSTRY, AND IS ALSO IN LA FOR THOSE TV-RELATED STUFF.

HEH. OH, THOSE TWO. I'M NOT REALLY COUNTING SHAWN IN BECAUSE, WELL... DANCING WITH THE STARS... IS A REALITY SHOW. AND REALITY SHOWS...

OKAY, OKAY, JUSTINE'S SHOW IS A REALITY SHOW TOO (SOME "THE 12 JOURNEYS? TRAVELS? OF JUSTINE HENIN" THE WORD IN FRENCH IS 'TRAVAUX'. I'M THINKING TRAVELS).

AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE JUSTINE THING. NOR AM I PLANNING TO. NOT REALLY GOOD TO SPEND TIME WATCHING A SHOW WHICH I WON'T UNDERSTAND. I'LL JUST WAIT FOR INTERNET VIDEO LINKS. LIKE DANCING WITH THE STARS. I DON'T BOTHER WATCHING ENTIRE EPISODES (IT MAY BE TOO PAINFUL) - I JUST WAIT FOR YOUUUUUUTUBE.

HMMM, I'M POSTING HERE EVENTHOUGH I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO POST ON MY BLOG, AND I HAVE LOTS OF WORK TO DO...

OH, OH, AND BRIDGET SLOAN IS AWESOME.

AND WHEN MS NG PUT UP A SAMPLE LETTER FOR US TO SEE, IT WAS FROM HAWAII TO... DALLAS, TEXAS. I ACTUALLY LOL'ED BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE VISA CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE GOING TO BE THIS YEAR. I HAVE NO MORE LIFE.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FRENCH OPEN. ALTHOUGH I KNOW I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF ACTUAL CLAY COURT TENNIS (IF ONLY JUSTINE WOULD PLAY CLAY TOURNAMENTS), AND I'D PROBABLY BE DIGGING UP MY OLD JUSTINE FRENCH OPEN MATCHES... EVEN THOUGH I THINK I ONLY HAVE ONE OF PATHETIC QUALITY. MUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE. I'M BANKING ON KUZNETSOVA AND SAFINA THIS YEAR. SAY NO TO THE WILLIAMSES!

01 MAY 09

2009-05-01T09:26:00.000+08:00

A NEW CONCEPT I'VE LEARNT THIS YEAR: THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE WEIGHT YOU GAIN! A CONCEPT THAT, DUE TO YOUTHFUL ARROGANCE AND PROPER FOOD CONSUMPTION HABITS, I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SCOFFED AT. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF VINDICTIVE GOD WOULD DESIGN US THAT WAY???

IT SEEMS I'M BECOME AN (QUOTE OPRAH, VIA TINA FEY) EMOTIONAL EATER. MUST FIND A NEW VENTING MECHANISM BESIDES EATING.

PORN, MAYBE.

AT LEAST LUST HAS NO PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION.

I'M ... ASSUMING.

2009-03-17T19:35:00.000+08:00

I WAS READING MY OLD GYMNASTICS/TENNIS NASTIA/SHAWN/ALICIA/JUSTINE POST AND THE COMMENTS AND HAVE REALIZED HOW FAR I'VE COME TO UNDERSTANDING GYMNASTICS. YAY ME. LOL.

BET WITH YOU YOU'RE ALL SICK OF READING ALL THIS GYMNASTICS BY NOW. BUT, YOU KNOW. THE THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SWAMPED WITH WORK. THE LAST TIME, IT WAS STUDYING HISTORY FOR SPM. NOW IT'S... GETTING MY DETAILED OUTLINE READY FOR MY CHEMISTRY SOCIAL RELEVANCE TASK.

ANYWAY, I AM PRETTY MUCH TYPING THIS AS I'M DOING MY WORK, SO I SHALL TYPE WHATEVER SUDDENLY COMES TO MY MIND AS I READ/DO OTHER THINGS (I'M A SERIAL MULTI-TASKER. LOL)

- HOUSE HAS BARELY MOVED. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT MY HOUSE TO MOVE - THAT MIGHT MEAN IT HAS COLLAPSED, BUT HOUSE HAS NOT STARTED YET. OH, NOW IT'S MOVING AT 2KB/S. THAT'S THE SLOWEST I'VE HAD FROM A HOUSE DOWNLOAD IN FOREVER.
- READING ABOUT SHAWN JOHNSON'S ENDORSEMENT WITH MCDONALD'S, I KINDA WISH THAT SHE STILL WAS ON THE CUPS/BAGS/WHATEVER. LIKE, THE OLYMPIC RINGS ARE STILL ON THE CUPS/BAGS/WHATEVER. I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD GIGGLE/BE INSANELY RANDOM AT DURING 12PM LUNCHES ('CHEAP' MCDONALD'S MEALS! I MEAN, NO IT'S NOT HEALTHY, BUT HEY - WE TAKE THE STAIRS A LOT IN COLLEGE, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT - EATING IN THE COLLEGE CAFETERIA IS PRICIER AND MORE UNHEALTHY BECAUSE WE EAT MORE TIDBITS THAN A PROPER MEAL. ;D)
- IT TOOK ME. SO LONG. BUT I AM FINALLY A NASTIA LIUKIN FAN. :D
- I STILL DON'T LIKE HER COWBOYED DOUBLE FRONTS, THOUGH. ALTHOUGH THEY DO PROVIDE A GOOD LOL WHEN NEEDED, OR A GOOD CRINGE WHEN I'M FEELING TOO HAPPY. ALSO, HER DEATH STARE.
- THE US GYMNASTICS TEAM HAVE THE BEST DEATH STARES EVER.

OH, WOW. SEE? IN THE SPAN OF MULTI-TASKING, I'M ALREADY DONE WITH DINNER AND CHEMISTRY. NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS FILL IN THIS BLOODY ESL FEEDBACK FORM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE.

ANYWAY. BACK TO GYMNASTICS.

ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW THE A-SCORES OF THE CHINESE GIRLS IN BEIJING? I MEAN, I KNOW CHENG FEI'S, AND I THINK THE ONES I HAVE OF JIANG YUYUAN AND YANG YILIN ARE RIGHT. I ALSO, OF COURSE, HAVE HE KEXIN'S INSANE!BARS SCORE. WHICH IS UP THERE WITH NASTIA'S JUST AS INSANE!BARS. HENCE, I HAVE THE UNEVEN BARS EVENT FINALS IN MY NANO. BECAUSE I CAN SQUEE AT NASTIA'S ONOS, CHELLSIE BEING THERE, THE GENERAL LOUDNESS OF THE USWGT (THEY REMIND ME OF THE MELONADES/SQUASH PEOPLE. <3) AND HE KEXIN AND YANG YILIN'S BARS. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO APPRECIATE BARS. I DON'T KNOW WHY. MAYBE IT WAS MY COUSIN SAYING THAT SHE LIKED NASTIA'S BARS AND OUR SUBSEQUENT CONVERSATION OF ONO'S AND GEINGERS AND LI-YA SALTOS THAT MADE ME REALIZE, "HEY, I DO LIKE THE UNEVEN BARS AFTER ALL!"

AND, OH, WHERE IS MY SAT QUESTION OF THE DAY? THE MATHS ONE FROM YESTERDAY WAS HARD.

OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, IT'S ARRIVED. LEMME SEE...

OOH, VOCAB. A LOT NICER AND MORE FUN THAN MATHS. AND YAY, I GOT IT RIGHT.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED BY NOW THAT I'M JUST CAPSLOCKING FOR FUN.

OH, OH, WATCHMEN WAS AWESOME. BUT I ALREADY BLOGGED ABOUT IT, AND JEN HASN'T SEEN IT YET, SO I'LL SPARE HER. PATRICK WILSON IS THE MAN. I HAVE NOW GOTTEN MIN SHEN AND LI ZA FANGIRLING OVER HIM. HOW NICE OF ME.

ANYWAY, YIH SHAN WAS ASKING ME WHAT A KIP WAS THE OTHER DAY, SINCE SHE READ THAT REALLY ANCIENT ARTICLE OF SHAWN JOHNSON SAYING THAT THE KIP WAS THE HARDEST BARS SKILL SHE DID (NASTIA'S HARDEST WAS THE ONO), AND OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD DESCRIBE TO HER WHAT A KIP WAS WITHOUT A VISUAL.

BUT NO, I DID NOT DO A KIP. PLEASE. I CAN'T DO ANY GYMNASTICS TO SAVE MY LIFE. ANYWAY. FINDING A SITE THAT ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT HOW TO DO A KIP MAKES ME WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT, HAHAHA. BUT I KNOW I RISK INJURY, BECAUSE, WELL, 1) I DON'T HAVE A GYM ANYWHERE, 2) THE CLOSEST TO A GYMNASTICS UNEVEN BARS WOULD BE THOSE BARS IN THE PLAYGROUND PROBABLY FOR KIDS TO DO PULLUPS... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT KIDS DON'T REALLY DO PULLUPS.

I THINK I'VE MANAGED TO COVER ANY RANDOM CAPSLOCKY EVENTS POSSIBLE. OH. SHAWN JOHNSON. DANCING WITH THE STARS. NOT THAT IT HAS MADE ME WATCH DWTS - I JUST WAIT FOR THE YOUTUBE VIDS OF SHAWN DANCING AND HOPE AND PRAY THAT ONE DAY, ONE OF THE USWGT (PREFERABLY NASTIA OR ALICIA. BETTER IF IT'S THE BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER) TO APPEAR.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT I LIKE RANTING IN CAPSLOCK YET?

SECOND BATCH NATIONAL SERVICE PEOPLE LEAVING ON THURSDAY. I NEED TO CALL LI ZA TO LOL AT HER. I ACTUALLY CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHICH CAMP I'M GOING TO BE DRAFTED TO - EVENTHOUGH I'M NOT GOING FOR NS THIS YEAR. I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE A ONE YEAR DEFERRAL - IT WILL EXPIRE JUNE NEXT YEAR. I'LL BE IN UNI/ENROLLED IN A UNI BY THEN. YAY!

OH, AND I DIDN'T BLOG IN CAPSLOCK ABOUT ME ACTUALLY GETTING MY SPM RESULTS, NO MATTER HOW CAPSLOCK-WTF WORTHY MY MORAL MARKS ARE. OH, EVENT OF SPM-RESULT DAY, SOMEONE COMING TO ME GOING, "OH S'L! WHY ARE YOU SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THE RESULT WHILE EVERYONE'S GOING 'I'M DYYYYYYYIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG!!!!!11!!11!!11!!!1!1!!" YOU'RE GIVING THAT DEATH STARE AGAIN."

WHATEVER LAH. MORAL. IS IRRELEVANT.

2009-03-09T21:49:00.001+08:00

I MISS CAPSLOCKING :)

2009-03-08T18:22:00.000+08:00

SO I AM ON HOLIDAY THIS WEEK.

YAY!

HOWEVER, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK. WHICH IS WORTHY OF CAPSLOCK WTF-NESS.

SIGH.

I WANT TO GO WATCH THE WATCHMEN. GET IT? IT'S A JOKE. BECAUSE A THEME LINE IN THE NOVEL WAS "WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?" WE DO! WE'RE GOING TO WATCH THEM IN THE CINEMA! I HOPE I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED BY THE MOVIE. THE TRAILERS WERE AWESOME (TO ME) AND PATRICK WILSON IS IN IT (BUT I DIGRESS), AND I WAS KINDA DISAPPOINTED BY THE NOVEL (ALTHOUGH IT'S STILL INTERESTING. JUST... NOT AS NICE AS I EXPECTED IT TO BE), BUT WHATEVER! I WANT SOME MINDLESS THINKING TO DO. IF THERE'S SUCH A THING.

OH, AND MY SISTER TOTALLY MENTIONED MY BLOG WITH MY PARENTS AROUND. AND NOW THEY KNOW I HAVE A BLOG. I'M VAGUELY HOPING MY DAD DOESN'T GOOGLE MY NAME JUST TO LOOK FOR IT. I WILL FIND OUT. AND THE THOUGHT OF MY PARENTS READING MY BLOG IS JUST CREEPY. THEY KNOW ABOUT MY FANGIRLY-NESS WITH JUSTINE, BUT NOTHING ON THE USWGT. I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. ALTHOUGH MY PARENTS PROBABLY FIGURED IT OUT, SINCE YIH SHAN AND I PRACTICALLY FORCED YOU PEOPLE TO WATCH GYMNASTICS DURING THE LAST SLEEPOVER.

I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW LI ZA KEPT MISSING THE BIT WHERE IVANA FALLS ON HER BEAM DISMOUNT IN THE OLYMPIC TRIALS FOOTAGE. SHE KEPT... TURNING AWAY. LOL.

OH, AND BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BLOG ABOUT SPM RESULTS ON MY BLOG, I'LL DO IT HERE!

IT'S COMING!

2009-02-21T19:03:00.000+08:00

THIS BLOG IS STILL ALIVE.

I AM KEEPING IT ALIVE.

I WILL ALSO LABEL THIS POST TO DEATH. JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.

IT'S LIKE PUTTING PADDLES ON A PATIENT, TRYING TO RESUSCITATE THEM.

FOR CAPSLOCKY RANDOMNESS, I HAVE AN INSANE AMOUNT OF WORK TO DO THIS WEEKEND, AND I HAVE BARELY STARTED ON ANY OF IT.

ALSO, THE AMERICAN CUP STARTS TODAY! WHOO! GO SLOANIE AND HAGERTY! I DON'T WATCH MEN'S GYMNASTICS, BUT JELLZ IS MY OTP. HAHAHAHAHA.

ALSO IN THE SPIRIT OF CAPSLOCK RANDOMNESS....

WHO KNOWS WHERE I CAN FIND INFORMATION ON GASOHOL? IS IT IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY?

2009-01-03T20:40:00.000+08:00

ABOUT TIME I CONTRIBUTED SOMETHING TO THIS BLOG LOL YEAH I KNOW IM WAY TOO LIBERAL WITH LOLS NOWADAYS AND WTH HAVE ALL THE PUNCTUATIONS GONE

HAPPY BELATED HOLIDAYS

AND

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009

(... YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE THE LOWERCASE LETTERS ... DAMNED CATS)

2008-12-31T23:46:00.000+08:00

THE NEW YEAR IS HERE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE.

MAY YOU ENJOY A FULFILLING 2009, FULL OF CAPSLOCK AND FUN!

2008-12-29T13:55:00.001+08:00

IT'S GOING TO BE 2009 IN 2 DAYS.

OH, NO.

CAPSLOCK NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS! WOOHOO!

THE CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT HERE IS DYING. BUT I DEMAND THAT WE POST MOARMOARMOAR!

2008-12-17T13:29:00.000+08:00

I MAY HAVE BLOGGED ABOUT THESE BEFORE, BUT IT'S MORE FUN IN CAPSLOCK.

- I PASSED MY UNDANG TEST. HELL YEAH!
- MY COUSIN GOT INTO COLUMBIA. I WANT TO GET INTO COLUMBIA TOO (I HONESTLY, TRULY DO NOT WANT TO GO TO COLUMBIA JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO. COLUMBIA CAME TO MY ATTENTION BECAUSE OF MY MUM'S FRIEND - BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY). THEN WE CAN FORM THE COLUMBIA NCAA SQUASH TEAM. BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ONE, AMERICANS LOVE TO HAVE ATHLETES, AND IF I DON'T PLAY SQUASH THERE I'D PROBABLY DO FOOTBALL. SOCCER FOR THE YANKS, THAT IS. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. SERIOUSLY.

THIS BLOG IS SO SAD AND NEGLECTED.

XX DAYS TO CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR. I LOVE 2008.

GUH, GUH, I CANNOT WAIT

2008-11-24T17:07:00.000+08:00

SPM IS ALMOST OVER, GUISE!

ONLY 2 PAPERS TO GO!

WHAT ARE YOUR POST-SPM PLANS?

SO FAR FOR ME IT'S...

- GO FOR A HAIRCUT (BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I HAD ONE WAS IN JUNE, AND THE NEXT TIME I'LL HAVE ONE WILL PROBABLY BE IN JUNE, LOL. I CUT MY HAIR TWICE A YEAR. ONLY. TRUFAX.)
- GO TO SINGAPORE FOR THE WEEKEND
- I WANT TO PLAY SQUASH!
- GYM WITH JEN, SOMEHOW!
- OH, OH, I'M GOING FOR APPRECIATION NIGHT. YAY!
- DRIVING THEORY CLASSES STUFF. SOUNDS LIKE I'M GOING WITH YIH SHAN AND SUE MAE. ANYONE ELSE FOLLOWING?
- LANGKAWI!
- PRE-NS HEALTH CHECK, I THINK
- GO TO SOMEWHERE IN KL TO GET MY NS UNIFORM, BOOTS, ETC.
- GO SEE A COUNSELLOR AT TAYLOR'S. I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY END UP DOING A-LEVELS. WOE. I WANT IB. BUT... BUT...
- I WONDER WHETHER I'M GOING DOWN TO SINGAPORE FOR CHRISTMAS. ALTHOUGH I DOUBT IT, SINCE NS STARTS ON THE 27TH, AND I HOPEFULLY END UP IN THE FIRST BATCH (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW - I WANNA GO TO SINGAPORE FOR CHRISTMAS!)

SO NOW THAT I'VE TOLD EVERYONE MY SCHEDULE, FOR LIKE THE 234357438574058703540534035TH TIME, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?

THIS IS COMPLETELY RANDOM.

2008-11-16T20:52:00.000+08:00

SHAWN JOHNSON IS SO PRESH. BUT THE MORE INTERVIEWS I SEE OF HER, THE MORE I THINK SHE'S GOING TO FALL OVER ASLEEP OR SOMETHING. POOR KID HASN'T HAD REST SINCE... JULY. THANK GOODNESS THE TOUR IS ENDING, HUH?

SOMEONE JUST POSTED IN THE FORUMS A REALLY AWESOME ADIDAS TENNIS WALLPAPER - IT WAS SOMETHING FROM LAST YEAR'S FRENCH OPEN, BUT IT'S REALLY NICE. TOO BAD THEY PUT JUSTINE BETWEEN BAGHDATIS AND ... THAT SPANISH GUY - I FORGOT HIS NAME. ANYWAY. THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT SAFIN BESIDE JUSTINE INSTEAD. HA.

G'AW. I MISS JUSTINE. AND SACRAMONE (HAHAHA - DID YOU SEE THAT COMING?). OH, AND CHENG FEI. I HEARD SHE'S BEEN WINNING GOLDS. GOOD FOR HER. NOTHING LIKE SOME MEDAL THERAPY AFTER A DISAPPOINTING OLYMPICS.

OKAY. I SHOULD SERIOUSLY GET BACK TO ADD MATHS. UGH.

2008-11-08T19:02:00.000+08:00

THE RADIO DJ JUST SAID THAT THERE'S ONLY 8 WEEKS LEFT TO 2008

BRB, FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.

2008-11-06T19:46:00.000+08:00

I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT THERE WASN'T REALLY ANY HOLOGRAMS DURING THE CNN TELECAST.

I FEEL LIKE A KID WHO JUST THOUGHT I HAD BOUGHT AN AWESOME TOY, ONLY TO HAVE IT BROKEN IN 2 SECONDS. IT TOTALLY TOOK AWAY THE EDGE OF CAMPBELL BROWN'S "SHOW US, OBI-WAN".

OH, WELL. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG. I WAS TALKING TO MY MUM ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT. I WAS ALL, "I DIDN'T KNOW TECHNOLOGY WAS *THAT* ADVANCED"

TURNS OUT IT ACTUALLY ISN'T.

TOTALLY HAD MY HAPPY BALLOON BURST.

IS ANYONE GOING TO MAKE A BIG FRONTPAGE COMPLAINT ABOUT THIS IN THE NEWS? LIKE HOW PEOPLE COMPLAINED THAT SOME OF THE FOOTSTEP/PRINT FIREWORKS WERE COMPUTER GENERATED IMAGES, DURING THE BEIJING 2008 OLYMPICS? OR THERE WOULDN'T BE A WORD SAID BECAUSE IT'S AMERICA/NOT AS MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING?

ALSO, INDIANA TURNED BLUE IN THE END. AND I CAN'T PLAY WITH CNN'S ELECTION CALCULATOR ANYMORE. AW.

2008-11-04T22:45:00.000+08:00

I'M WAKING UP AT 7AM TOMORROW MORNING TO WATCH PEOPLE ANALYZE/COUNT VOTES. I REMEMBER DOING THIS DURING *OUR* ELECTIONS BACK IN MARCH. ALTHOUGH OUR LOCAL NEWS STATIONS DO NOT HAVE THE PRETTY STUDIO CNN TOTALLY HAS JUST FOR NEARLY 2 YEARS OF CAMPAIGNING.

I HAD SO MUCH FUN SITTING, WATCHING SUPER TUESDAY UNFOLD.

YS AND MS ARE COMING OVER TO STUDY/SEE WHO BECOMES THE NEXT AMERICAN PRESIDENT. WE CAN TOTALLY PRETEND WE'RE DOING ADD MATHS/STATS.

I LEARN FROM THE WORLD. 1 MORE MONTH OF 11 YEARS OF MEMORIZING AND REGURGITATING FACTS FROM TEXTBOOKS.

BUT THEN AGAIN, WE COULD BE DOING THAT AGAIN IN COLLEGE. OH, WELL.

I COULD NOT RESIST

2008-11-02T15:52:00.000+08:00

SO THIS POST IS IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, CRACK THOUGHTS, YOU KNOW. AND I SOUND LIKE A TROLL. AND I KNOW NO ONE REALLY READS THIS BLOG ANYMORE.

SO I WAS THINKING OF GYMNASTICS. AND TENNIS. AND HOW THE PEOPLE I LIKE SEEM SO... SIMILAR, IN A WAY. LET'S LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

TENNIS: JUSTINE HENIN (DUH. WHO ELSE DO I NORMALLY TALK ABOUT APART FROM JUSTINE, IF I TALK ABOUT TENNIS?)
GYMNASTICS: SHAWN JOHNSON AND NASTIA LIUKIN (AND I JUST HAVE TO ADD ALICIA SACRAMONE)

COMPARE: SHAWN AND JUSTINE
- PEOPLE SAY THAT SHAWN'S OLYMPICS AA HOPES/EXPECTATIONS/NEXT MARY LOU RETTON/BEAT WHOLE FIELD TO CRAP THING WAS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION, BECAUSE A LOT OF THE REALLY GOOD ALL AROUND-ERS WERE INJURED IN 07 (LIKE, SAY, NASTIA AND CHELLSIE MEMMEL), WHEN SHE WON PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING.

WHEN JUSTINE WAS SWEEPING THE GRAND SLAMS, IN FACT, IN ALMOST ALL THE GRAND SLAMS JUSTINE WON, HATERS WERE SAYING, "WELL, SHE WON BECAUSE SO AND SO (A PARTICULAR SERENA WILLIAMS) WAS INJURED, BLA, BLA" AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 07 US OPEN. SHE BEAT THE WILLIAMS SISTERS. BACK TO BACK. THEN WON THE US OPEN. IN STRAIGHT SETS. TALK ABOUT GIVING IT BACK TO THE IDIOTS. JUSTINE'S A GREAT TENNIS PLAYER IN HER OWN RIGHT. SHE PRACTICALLY OWNS THE PEOPLE ON TOUR. THE TOUR RIGHT NOW IS MAJOR SUCKAGE. SHAWN'S A GREAT GYMNAST, TOO. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HER STYLE DOESN'T MEAN SHE ISN'T GOOD.

- THEIR STYLES IN THEIR SPORTS ARE AGAINST THE MAINSTREAM. JUSTINE BROUGHT THE REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL/ARTISTIC ASPECTS TO TENNIS, WHILE THE REST OF THE TOUR WAS JUST BASHING BALLS. JUSTINE COULD BASH BALLS, BUT MADE IT LOOK *PRETTY*, ALL AT ONCE. IT WAS BREATHTAKING. AFTER WATCHING JUSTINE, IT'S LIKE, "DUDE, WHY'RE YOU SWINGING YOUR RACKET SO *SLOWLY*?"

SHAWN BRINGS THE REALLY ATHLETIC ASPECT INTO GYMNASTICS - POWERFUL TUMBLING, GREAT TWISTS, HIGH DIFFICULTY. SHE LITERALLY STICKS ONTO A BALANCE BEAM. BUT OF COURSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, BECAUSE IT'S *ARTISTIC* GYMNASTICS. BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SHAWN'S FAULT THAT SHE ISN'T WHAT YOU LIKE. IT'S THE CODE OF POINTS. LOL. AND IF PEOPLE LIKED MARIA SHARAPOVA OR SERENA WILLIAM'S BALL BASHING IN TENNIS, I CAN TOLERATE SHAWN'S GYMNASTICS (WHICH, GRANTED, I'M MORE INCLINED TO O_O THROUGH SHAWN'S GYMNASTICS THAN WHEN WATCHING NASTIA'S. I DON'T KNOW WHY)

- THEY'RE SMALL. HEE.

I JUST HAD TO SAY THAT. SHAWN'S TINY AT 4'10", AND JUSTINE'S LIKE SHAWN WHEN IT COMES TO TENNIS. OKAY, JUSTINE'S 5'5", WHICH IS TALLER THAN ME, BUT WHEN SHE STANDS BESIDE REGULAR TALL PEOPLE LIKE SHARAPOVA AND SAFINA (WHO ARE BOTH 6'2", AND ARE A HEAD TALLER THAN HER) AND DAVENPORT (WHO'S TALLER THAN SHARAPOVA), SHE'S TINY IN TERMS OF TENNIS. BUT JUSTINE CAN SERVE AS FAST AS VENUS WILLIAMS, WHO IS 7 INCHES TALLER. AND HEIGHT IS A VERY BIG ADVANTAGE IN TENNIS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SERVING. EVER WONDERED WHY JUSTINE'S FIRST SERVE PERCENTAGE IS CONSIDERED GOOD WHEN IT'S ABOVE 60%? IT'S BECAUSE OF HEIGHT.

I DEMAND ADIDAS TO HAVE AN AD CAMPAIGN STARRING THE TWO OF THEM. OR THAT, WHEN ALICIA SACRAMONE HAS HER FASHION LINE FOR VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE, SHE COULD TOTES HAVE IT WITH ADIDAS LIKE STELLA MCCARTNEY, AND HAVE JUSTINE AND SHAWNIE IN THE FOREFRONT. ALTHOUGH NASTIA INSTEAD OF JUSTINE WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE, BECAUSE JUSTINE'S WAY TALLER THAN THOSE GYMNASTS. BUT 4CM TALLER THAN NAS(AND CHELLSIE) ISN'T MUCH, RIGHT? RIGHT?

- THEY TRAIN SMART, MORE THAN HARD. IT'S THE REASON WHY SHAWN'S BIGGEST INJURY SCARE SO FAR WAS AN ALMOST-STRESS FRACTURE ON HER ANKLE... LAST YEAR, I THINK, AND JUSTINE'S HAD A RELATIVELY HEALTHY '06, '07 SEASON. SHAWN TRAINS, LIKE, 3 HOURS LESS EACH DAY THAN AN AVERAGE GYMNAST, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HER TRAINING ISN'T INTENSE.

- THEY BOTH HAVE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS. LOL. IT'S JUST DIFFERENT YEARS, THAT'S ALL. XD

- CANCER AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS! SHAWN'S DOING THE WHOLE CANCER.NET, FROSTED PINK WITH A TWIST THING, RAISING AWARENESS FOR CANCER (PARTICULARLY BREAST CANCER), WHILE JUSTINE HAS HER OWN FOUNDATION FOR CHILDREN WITH CANCER.

- SHAWN JOHNSON HAD SO MUCH ENERGY AS A 3 YEAR OLD, HER PARENTS SENT HER TO GYMNASTICS TO RELEASE THAT SAID ENERGY.

JUSTINE HENIN LOVED TENNIS SO MUCH AS A 2/3 YEAR OLD, SHE COULD BASH THE APARTMENT WALL DOWN JUST BY HITTING TENNIS BALLS AT IT. HER MOTHER DEMANDED HER FATHER TO LET JUSTINE GO TO THE CLUB WITH THEM SO THEIR HOUSE WON'T FALL APART.

- SPONSORED BY ADIDAS. =D

- FAN-GIVEN NICKNAMES. POCKET ROCKET. MIGHTY MOUSE.

COMPARE: JUSTINE AND NASTIA
- THEY'VE FACED HORRIBLE INJURIES, THEY'RE REALLY FRAGILE FOR THEIR SPORTS, BUT THEY HAVE AWESOME COMEBACKS.

NASTIA HAD THAT HORRIBLE ANKLE INJURY IN '07, WHICH PUT SO MANY THINGS ON HOLD, BUT, HEY, LOOK WHO WON THIS YEAR'S AMERICAN CUP? AND WHO WON ALL AROUND AT THE OLYMPICS?

JUSTINE HAD HAD AN AMAZING '03, AND STARTED OFF '04 WITH AN AUSTRALIAN OPEN WIN, BUT THEN '04 WENT DOWNHILL WITH THE CYTOMEGALOVIRUS. BUT BUT BUT - EVEN WITH THE CMV, SHE WON THE FREAKIN' OLYMPIC GOLD. THEN WENT BACK TO BEDREST. BUT SHE CAME BACK IN '05 TO WIN THE FRENCH OPEN. THEN HER HAMSTRING GAVE HER PROBLEMS. SO HER '05 WAS INSIGNIFICANT. BUT THEN SHE GOT TO ALL THE SLAM FINALS IN '06, WINNING THE FRENCH OPEN (AS USUAL), AND ALSO THE YEC TO END THE YEAR AS NUMBER 1. THE DEPRESSING START TO '07 MADE WAY FOR THE BEST SEASON OF HER CAREER. HAHAHAHAAAAA.

- THEY'RE THE *ARTISTIC* PEOPLE IN THEIR SPORTS. NASTIA'S FREAKISHLY SKINNY LEGS GIVE HER VERY LONG, ELEGANT LINES (ESPECIALLY ON BEAM, WHEN SHE DOES THE NOT-LIUKIN LIUKIN). I DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING FOR JUSTINE. HER TENNIS DOES.

OH, AND IN FORUMS, PEOPLE ALWAYS PUT THEIR SIGNATURES AS "NASTIA LIUKIN - POETRY IN MOTION". WHICH IS, LOL, WHAT A LOT OF JUSTINE FANS PUT TOO. THERE'S THIS FAN WHO UPLOADS JUSTINE MATCHES ONLINE. HIS/HER SITE NAME IS... YOU GUESSED IT - POETRY IN MOTION. LOL.

- THEY'RE BOTH FIERCE. ON THE MAT/FLOOR, NASTIA LIUKIN CAN KILL YOU WITH HER EYES. JUSTINE MAY HAVE THOSE BIG, BROWN 'CARE BEAR' EYES (AS SOME FANS PUT IT), BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ACROSS THE NET, WITH JUSTINE STARING YOU DOWN AFTER A SCORCHING WINNER AND AN "ALLEZ!". JUSTINE HENIN CAN KILL YOU WITH HER TENNIS (AND 'ALLEZ'). SHE TOTES MADE JELENA JANKOVIC CHOKE AWAY THAT '06 USO SEMI'S JUST BY INTIMIDATING THE TALLER TENNIS PLAYER. LOL. AND SHE HAS A 9-0 HEAD TO HEAD WITH JANKOVIC. THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

- NASTIA HAS 9 WORLDS MEDALS, 7 OF WHICH ARE INDIVIDUAL. JUSTINE HAS 9 MAJOR TOURNAMENT TROPHIES (I'M MEANING GRAND SLAM + YEC, 10 IF I COUNT OLYMPICS), 7 OF WHICH ARE GRAND SLAM TITLES. (FYI, JUSTINE HAS 41 SINGLES CAREER TITLES, WHICH, FOR 9 YEARS IN TENNIS, IS A LOT)

- OLYMPIC GOOOOOOLD!

- THEY LIKE THE COLOUR PINK. YES. I AM ADMITTING THE FACT THAT JUSTINE HENIN LIKES PINK. SHE SAID SO SOMETIME AGO. GUESS WHY SHE WORE HOT PINK TO RG '07, RATHER THAN THE POWDER BLUE OPTION FOR THAT COMPETITION SET?

- NASTIA SEEMS UNAPPROACHABLE/IS VERY SERIOUS/FOCUSSED WHEN COMPETING, BUT WHEN NOT, SHE'S MORE TALKATIVE THAN SHAWN, WHO LOVES TO SMILE :D

JUSTINE'S BORDERLINE COLD, AND VERY BUSINESS LIKE IN MATCHES (IT'S RARE TO SEE HER SMILE DURING A MATCH) AND POST-MATCH INTERVIEWS, BUT SHE CAN BE SARCASTIC/WITTY/FUNNY WHEN NEEDED. LIKE WHEN IDIOTIC JOURNALISTS DO IDIOTIC THINGS. OH, AND HAVE YOU SEEN THAT 20 MINUTE DOCUMENTARY THING ON THE TENNIS CHANNEL? 'NO STRINGS'? AND THAT BELGIAN TV SPECIAL 'UN STAR UN FEMME'? GRANTED, I HAVE YET TO WATCH THE LATTER (IT'S IN FRENCH. ALL OF IT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I UNDERSTAND FRENCH?!), BUT APPARENTLY IT'S REALLY GOOD.

- NASTIA ALSO DOES THE CANCER AWARENESS THING, BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM AS PROMINENT AS SHAWN'S EFFORTS TO ME. BUT THEN AGAIN, SHAWN LITERALLY LOOKED SO WIPED SHE COULD HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN SOME OF THE INTERVIEWS, SO...

- NASTIA WAS *BORN* TO DO GYMNASTICS. IT'S ENCODED IN HER DNA. SHE SPENT HER DAYS AS A TODDLER IN THE GYM BECAUSE HER PARENTS COULD NOT AFFORD A BABYSITTER. SHE DECIDED TO LEARN GYMNASTICS BY SIGHT.

JUSTINE PROBABLY WAS NOT BORN TO DO TENNIS LIKE NASTIA WAS FOR GYMNASTICS, BUT SHE SPENT HER DAYS AS A KID AT THE CLUB OPPOSITE THEIR HOME, FOLLOWING HER BROTHERS AROUND. HER BROTHERS PLAYED TENNIS, OR SOMETHING TO THAT EXTENT. SHE PICKED UP A RACKET. SHE REFUSED TO LET GO. FOR MORE THAN 20 YEARS, TENNIS WAS HER LIFE.

- ALSO SPONSORED BY ADIDAS =D

COMPARING: JUSTINE AND ALICIA
- THEIR REASONS FOR RETIREMENT... ARE... SO... SIMILAR. LOL. I MEAN, ASAC HASN'T OFFICIALLY RELEASED A STATEMENT OF HER RETIREMENT YET, AND SHE MAY JUST DELVE INTO THE WORLD OF DIVING, BUT SHE DID SAY IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE ISN'T REALLY PLANNING TO DO GYMNASTICS ANYMORE. SO ANYWAY, TO COMPARE THEIR RETIREMENT REASONS -

JUSTINE: THERE'S MORE TO LIFE! FAMILY! FRIENDS! MY STUDIES! MY FOUNDATIONS! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON! AND ALL THESE... INJURIES! I'M OLDER NOW, MY BODY ISN'T HOLDING UP SO WELL ANYMORE. OH, AND BECAUSE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES IN LIFE - I'VE REALIZED THAT THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN TENNIS.(OKAY, I'M OBVIOUSLY PARAPHRASING, BUT THAT'S THE BASIC GIST OF IT).

ALICIA: THERE'S MORE TO LIFE! SCHOOL/STUDIES/BROWN UNIVERSITY (DARNIT, IVY LEAGUE)! FASHION! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON! AND MY BODY! AFTER THESE OLYMPICS - DAMN, [LISTS INJURIES - POPPED KNEECAP, TORN SHOULDER LABRUM, ETC] MY BODY DOESN'T HOLD UP SO WELL ANYMORE. I'LL PROBABLY STILL PERFORM, BUT NO MORE COMPETING. THERE IS, AFTER ALL, MORE TO LIFE THAN GYMNASTICS. (CLEARLY NOT QUOTING ASAC DIRECTLY. DON'T KILL ME)

LOL. SERIOUSLY. I JUST REALIZED HOW SIMILAR THEIR REASONS WERE.

- THEY BOTH HAD SURGERY IN THE KNEE. LAME, I KNOW, BUT I RECALL JUSTINE HAVING A STRESS FRACTURE IN HER KNEE PRE-AO '05, AND SHE MOST RECENTLY HAD A KNEE OP BECAUSE HER KNEE WAS ALWAYS SUCK A NUISANCE.

SACRAMONE'S KNEE GAVE HER PROBLEMS, APPARENTLY. I DON'T KNOW TO WHAT EXTENT, I ONLY BECAME A FAN 2 MONTHS AGO, BUT... YEAH.

- HAVE YOU SEEN SACRAMONE JUMP/TUMBLE?! SHE GETS SO MUCH AIR FROM HER JUMPS! SO... HIGH! SERIOUSLY!

JUSTINE'S RACKETHEAD SPEED IS INSANE. I THINK SHE COULD KILL SOMEONE BY SWINGING A RACKET. I MEAN, I'M SURE THE WTA TOP 10 CAN KILL SOMEONE JUST BY SWINGING THEIR RACKETS, BUT I THINK, GIVEN THE RIGHT ANGLES AND WHATNOT, JUSTINE COULD SWIPE YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF YOUR SHOULDERS.

- SACRAMONE CONSTANTLY FANGIRLS OVER JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (EW), JUSTINE FANGIRLS OVER THAT FRENCH SINGER GUY, JONNY HALLYDAY. OH, AND CELINE DION. LOL.

- HECK, THE WHOLE USWGT ARE SPONSORED BY ADIDAS. (BUT NASTIA AND SHAWN HAVE EXCLUSIVE INDIVIDUAL CONTRACTS. YAY, THEM)

- ASAC'S ULTIMATE TAI KACHE! FOR THE USWGT. JUSTINE WAS THE MOST EXPERIENCED IN THE BELGIUM FED CUP TEAM OF '06 (WHY DID KIM CLIJSTERS HAVE TO BE INJURED? BELGIUM SHOULD HAVE WON THAT FED CUP), MAKING HER THE TAI KACHE OF THAT YEAR'S FED CUP TEAM. JUSTINE DID NOT COMPETE FED CUP IN '07 OR '08.

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I WAS STUDYING HISTORY, OKAY?! I JUST... DECIDED TO POST THIS PIECE OF SYIOK-SENDIRI NESS, WHICH I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE MIN SHEN FROWN UPON/ROLLS HER EYES AT.

I MISS JUSTINE.

I GUESS I'M GOING TO MISS SACRAMONE TOO. BUT I DON'T KNOW. I'LL WAIT AND SEE.

THIS POST WAS A MILE LONG. I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

BACK TO SEJARAH!

2008-10-18T17:44:00.000+08:00

I'M SAD THAT IT SOUND LIKE SACRAMONE'S GOING TO RETIRE FROM GYMNASTICS (I HAVE BARELY BEEN A FAN. AW.) BUT, IT'S FUNNY TO HEAR THAT THERE ARE *A LOT* OF PEOPLE WHO WANT HER TO BE AT LONDON 2012, AND APPARENTLY OTHER US OLYMPIC ATHLETES ARE TRYING TO GET HER TO TAKE UP DIVING.

I SWEAR, IF SHE TAKES UP DIVING...

I'M ONLY GOING TO WATCH IT FOR HER.

WHICH. WAIT A MINUTE. IS ALMOST THE SAME LIKE JUSTINE. I KIND OF QUIT TENNIS AFTER JUSTINE RETIRED. BUT I WAS WATCHING TENNIS *BEFORE* JUSTINE CAME ALONG.

INTERESTING. I GUESS IT GOES TO THE SAYING - YOU'D NEVER SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS AFTER YOU'VE HAD THE BEST.

A VERY RANDOM STATEMENT IN CAPSLOCK

2008-10-17T13:27:00.000+08:00

ALICIA SOCCERMONEY MAKES ME HAPPY. =D

...

LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.

OH WELL.

DID ANYONE SEE YESTERDAY'S THE STAR? I DON'T LIKE NASTIA AS MUCH AS YIH SHAN OR SUE MAE DOES, BUT SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SO FIERCE. I THINK SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON I COULD LOSE A STARING COMPETITION TO.

2008-09-07T01:27:00.000+08:00

SINCE JEN WAS HAVING A 'WHY?!' POST, I HAVE ONE TOO. OR RATHER, I HAD ONE. BUT I WAS AFRAID MY FANGIRLYNESS WOULD SCARE PEOPLE OFF.

BUT WHAT WAS I THINKING?! THIS IS CAPSLOCK!

ANYWAY,

WHY?! WHY MUST OPRAH TEASE ME WITH A I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NUMBER THE SEASON IS OPENER WITH THE ENTIRE POSSE OF US OLYMPIANS? OKAY. I KNOW. THE ONLY US OLYMPIANS I LIKE ARE THE 3 GYMNASTS. I USED TO LIKE MARION JONES. BUT SHE TOOK DRUGS.

I THINK THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME AMERICAN I LIKED ON MY TV DURING THE OLYMPICS... BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, I BARELY HAD TIME TO WATCH IT, AND MY WHATEVER TV TIME I HAD LEFT WAS FILLED WITH MY BELGIANS =D

I WAS FANGIRLING OVER THE BELGIANS - ILJO KEISSE, KENNY DE KETELE, KIM GEVAERT, HANNA MARIEN, ELODIE OUEDRAOGO, OLIVIA BORLEE, TIA HELLEBAUT, JOS LANSINK AND HIS PRETTY HORSE, CUMANO... AND, AND, AND, YELENA ISINBAYEVA. AND A TEENY TINY BIT OF EAMON SULLIVAN (ALAIN BERNARD IS BUTT UGLY).

YES, I'M STILL IN OLYMPICS WITHDRAWAL.

ANYWAYS. I WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE - BUT IT SOUNDS STUPID THAT I WANT TO FASTFORWARD THROUGH EVERYTHING ELSE AND JUST WATCH THE GYMNASTS TALK. LOL.

BUT... BUT... BUT... THE GYMNASTS WERE SITTING AT THE SIDE - MAYBE WE'LL GET TO STARE AT THEM ANYWAY. BUT THAT MAY REQUIRE THE FORCEFUL REMOVAL OF MICHAEL PHELPS, BUT I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS MICHAEL PHELPS=JESUS, WHICH IS ANNOYING.

AND WHY! WHY MUST HOUSE AND CSI NY PREMIER DURING OUR TRIALS? I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE EPICALLY DISTRACTED. LOOKING OUT FOR THAT 13 SCENE. UGH. BOO, AMERICAN TV. WAY FOR PERFECT TIMING.

2008-09-04T00:09:00.000+08:00

WHY OH WHY DOES SPORE AND ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS XI HAVE TO BE RELEASED SO CLOSE TO OUR SPM TRIALS?

WHY?

WHYYY???

I KNOW, I'M SUCH A NERD.

2008-08-31T00:34:00.000+08:00

BARACK OBAMA SURE CAN SPEAK.

AND IS IT JUST ME, OR IS JOHN MCCAIN BECOMING A HYPOCRITE?

I DON'T KNOW. THE US PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS MORE EXCITING THAN OUR OWN COUNTRY'S BUDGET REVIEW.

AND I DON'T CARE FOR OUR COUNTRY'S OPPOSITION. (I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I'M MEANING HERE.) WHO KNOWS. HE MIGHT JUST MAKE US SUFFER. (THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW IS 'MERANA', LOL)

TRIALS ARE COMING.

DOOM.

2008-08-14T20:59:00.000+08:00

I THINK THIS BLOG IS IN SERIOUS NEED OF UPDATING, SO I HAVE THE PERFECT CAPSLOCK CAPTION!

JEN AND I GOT DRAFTED FOR NS!

I KNOW IT SOUNDS HAPPY, LOL, BUT ACTUALLY, IT'S AWFUL!

AWFUL, I TELL YOU!

SOMEHOW I'M READING THIS WITH A HAPPY TONE. IT'S BIZZARE.

OH-MAI-GOD

2008-07-31T20:51:00.000+08:00

IT'S BEEN A WHILE EH? I'M PROBABLY DOING SEASONAL UPDATES (SINCE MY LAST ONE WAS IN... AUTUMN/SUMMER TIME?) IT'S WINTER NOW! BOO.

'TIS THE SEASON TO BE SICKLY, FRA LALALALLA LA LA LAH.

APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SICK! I'VE HEARD NEWS THAT BACK HOME IN MALAYSIA, GETTING SICK IS ALL THE TREND TOO! WOOOHOO. WHO KNEW THAT THIS EPIDERMIC COULD SPREAD SO QUICKLY HUH HUH? :D

I HOPE EVERYONE WHO'S SICK GETS WELL SOON! YAY. OK BYEBYE. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON! (ALTHOUGH I HOPE TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN, I FEEL GUILTY FOR NEVER POSTING ANYTHING HERE)

RANT #2

2008-07-16T17:31:00.000+08:00

SOME PEOPLE ARE WAY TOO LIBERAL WITH THEIR 'LOL'S.

AND THEIR LOWER-CASE LETTERS.

RANT

2008-07-09T17:55:00.001+08:00

WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON WHEN A WOMAN SITS WITH HER LEGS SPREAD WIDER THAN 45 DEGREES? (FROWNED UPON BY OUR MOTHERS, OF COURSE - SITTING IN A SUCH A MANNER WHILE WEARING MINISKIRTS WOULD GET MORE THAN FROWNS FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX, I'M GUESSING)

GUY DO IT ALL THE TIME.

IN FACT, IF I WERE A GUY, I WOULD LIKE MY MAN JEWELS CUSHIONED SAFELY BETWEEN MY LEGS, THANK YOU.

2008-05-19T21:44:00.000+08:00

FALLING SICK ON THE DAY BEFORE CHEMISTRY IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

I FEEL LIKE PUKING.

I HOPE I DON'T. 'CAUSE PUKING MEANS A HIGHER FEVER, AND I NEED TO GET PAST THESE DREADED CHEM PAPERS.

WHY CAN'T I BE BRILLIANT LIKE HOUSE AND STILL MANAGE TO DIAGNOSE PEOPLE EVEN WHEN I HAVE A SWOLLEN BRAIN/IS DETOXING?

UGH. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RUN OVER BY A BUS.

ALSO, I DON'T FEEL SO DEPRESSED ABOUT JUSTINE'S RETIREMENT ANYMORE.

ALSO ALSO WIK, I FIND IT FUNNY HOW PEOPLE (LIKE ME) HAVE TREATED JUSTINE'S RETIREMENT LIKE HER DEATH OR SOMETHING. GUESS IT REALLY HITS US LIKE A BUS (LIKE THIS STUPID FLU!)

I AM CLEARLY NOT MAKING ANY SENSE RIGHT NOW. I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO POST IN CAPSLOCK. YAY!

2008-04-26T22:47:00.000+08:00

THIS BLOG IS DYING.

LIFE IS INTERRUPTING WITH OUR STANDARD UPDATES/VISITATIONS. MEH.

ANY FUN THINGS TO TALK ABOUT? APART FROM A CERTAIN 'SHERHANN' RANDOMLY DROPPING BY IN LOWERCASE?

WEATHER WISE

2008-03-14T19:52:00.000+08:00

HELLO FELLOW READERS OF THE CAPSLOCKSBLOG!

THIS DESERVES A SPECIAL MENTION BECAUSE I THINK IT FITS IN THE CRITERIA OF CAPSLOCK-WORTHY:

TODAY IS THE (I CANNOT CAP CAP LOCKS 'THE' SO YOU JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE HOW GRAND IT IS) HOTTEST DAY IN MELBOURNE IN 35 YEARS, OR SO I'VE HEARD. MELBOURNE HAS BROKEN YET ANOTHER OF THEIR PREVIOUS RECORDS FROM LAST YEAR!

BOO FOR ME AND EVERYONE HERE :( WE MOURN IN OUR SWEAT DRIVEN IRRITATION AND STINKY ODOUR.

EEEKS!

I HEAR NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE IN THE HIGH 30'S AS WELL! WOE IS ME.

:(

2008-03-14T15:44:00.000+08:00

THIS SONG IS JUST AWESOME TO SING IN CAPSLOCK, CAUSE IT IS SO ANGSTY.

I MISS MY SARA SIDLE ON CSI. WOE.

AND I NEVER KNEW OLIVIA WILDE TURNED 24 THE OTHER DAY 'TIL I SAW AN LJ COMM TALKING ABOUT IT.

OH, YES, THE SONG.
IT'S 'RUNNING UP THAT HILL', BY PLACEBO. THE ORIGINAL SONG'S BY KATE BUSH.
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IT DOESN'T HURT ME
YOU WANNA FEEL HOW IT FEELS?
YOU WANNA KNOW, KNOW THAT IT DOESN'T HURT ME?
YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE DEAL I'M MAKING?
YOU
YOU AND ME

AND IF ONLY I COULD
MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
AND GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES
BE RUNNING UP THAT ROAD
BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL
BE RUNNING UP THAT BUILDING
IF ONLY I COULD
OH

YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT ME
BUT SEE HOW DEEP THE BULLET LIES
UNAWARE THAT I'M TEARING YOU ASUNDER
THERE IS THUNDER IN OUR HEARTS, BABY
SO MUCH HATE FOR THE ONES WE LOVE?
TELL ME, WE BOTH MATTER, DON'T WE
YOU
YOU AND ME
YOU AND ME WON'T BE UNHAPPY

AND IF ONLY I COULD
MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
AND GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES
BE RUNNING UP THAT ROAD
BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL
BE RUNNING UP THAT BUILDING
IF ONLY I COULD, OH

'C'MON, BABY, C'MON, C'MON, DARLING
LET ME STEAL THIS MOMENT FROM YOU NOW
C'MON ANGEL, C'MON, C'MON DARLING,
LET'S EXCHANGE THE EXPERIENCE, OH

AND IF ONLY I COULD
MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
AND GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES
BE RUNNING UP THAT ROAD
BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL
BE RUNNING UP THAT BUILDING
WITH NO PROBLEMS

IF ONLY I COULD, BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL
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ANGSTANGSTANGST

SIGMA FOR THE WIN!

2008-03-08T20:09:00.000+08:00

YES. SO I WAS READING ABOUT MIN SHEN'S 'OMEGA POWER'

WOI. THE SIGMA PEOPLE CAME UP WITH IT FIRST, OKAY? WE'RE THE SUMMATION OF COOL. AND AS ANY GOOD MELONADER KNOWS, LAME IS COOL AND COOL IS LAME.

SO YOU NEED TO BOW DOWN BEFORE...

THE SIGMA POWER!

I FEEL SO PRO-SIGMA RIGHT NOW. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE I WAS COMPLAINING WHEN I WAS PUT IN SIGMA BACK THEN.

I TAKE MY WORDS BACK.

CAPPY CAPPY CAPPY CAPSLOCK!!!

THE GREAT MINSHEN'S FIRST POST.

2008-03-08T17:41:00.000+08:00

AHAHAH!

VICTORIOUS. I'M NOW AN OFFICIAL CAPSLOCKER. I HAVE JOINED THE CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT!

I IS VRY HAPPEE.

EH, THAT REMINDS ME OF A ROALD DAHL BOOK. WHICH ONE WAS IT?

CLASS PARTY IN ONE HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES TIME. OMEGA POWER!

I MEAN, CAPSLOCK POWER! (LEST SHU LYN STRANGLES ME FOR PROMOTING 5 OMEGA ON THE CAPSLOCK BLOG)

2008-03-01T17:43:00.000+08:00

REMEMBER, CAPSLOCK ENTHUSIASTS, WE (AT LEAST, I) AT THE CAPS-LOCK-PERSON-BLOG BLOG WILL NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILY FOR ANY HARM INFLCITED ON YOU DIRECTLY, OR INDIRECTLY, THROUGH EXCESSIVE CAPSLOCKING.

"ARE YOU INSULTING ME IN PIG LATIN?!"

2008-02-23T17:30:00.001+08:00

I SUDDENLY IS BE HAVING A BOUT OF BAD GRAMMAR, AND URGE TO LIST OUT ALL LATIN TERMS I KNOW.

LIKE, SAY,

COGITO ERGO SUM, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM"

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM, WHICH MEANS "AS DEMONSTRATED", LIKE, AS HOUSE SAID, "I CALL YOU CUT THROAT BITCH BECAUSE, WELL, QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM."

QUID PRO QUO - THIS FOR THAT

VERITAS - TRUTH

RIGOR MORTIS AND LIVOR MORTIS ARE ACTUALLY LATIN. WOW.

AND, LOL, DRACO DORMIENS NUNQUAM TITILLANDUS (WOW. I ACTUALLY HAD TO CHECK THE HP BOOKS FOR SPELLING. LAMENESS MELANDA!)

CARPE DIEM! SEIZE THE DAY!

WIKIPEDIA HAS, LIKE, THIS WHOLE EXTENSIVE LIST OF LATIN PHRASES. COOL. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.

HAHA, HTML CODES WORK IN UPPERCASE. WIN.

WHAT UP!

2008-02-09T09:15:00.000+08:00

NOTHING UP REALLY. I THINK FREELANCING FOR CAPSLOCK BLOG WOULD BE FUN! WHEE.

YESTERDAY:

I WENT OUT WITH MY FRIEND TO KMART (SUPERMARKET) TO BUY AN IPOD. SHE USED HER DEBIT CARD TO BUY A $455 IPOD, IN BLACK. FOR MY FRIEND WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY IS TODAY.

I ALSO REALISED MY SCHOOL YEAR LEVEL CENTRE HAS TWO MICROWAVES! TWO! AND A DISHWASHER, AND CABINETS FULL OF MUGS, PLATES, AND GLASSES.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

IMPORTANT NOTICE

2008-02-06T18:47:00.000+08:00

IF YOU ARE LONELY, OR WANT TO TALK ABOUT JUSTINE HENIN, OR IN NEED OF FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP OR FEELING RATHER RANDY AT THE MOMENT, PLEASE ADD CHIASHULYNJUSTINEFAN@HOTMAIL.COM TO YOUR MSN CONTACTS LIST AND START CHATTING.

THANK YOU.

8D

2008-01-29T18:21:00.000+08:00

I FOUND IT.

I FINALLY FOUND IT.

MY LEKIU T-SHIRT.

IN THE DEEP, DARK CREVASSES OF MY SISTER'S CUPBOARD.

THIS CALLS FOR CAPSLOCK-INDUCED JOY.

=D

2008-01-25T19:20:00.000+08:00

HOLY CRAP.

FEDERER JUST LOST TO DJOKOVIC.

IS IT JUST ME- OR AM I DANCING IN DELIGHT?

=DDDDD

SO IT LOOKS LIKE EDMOND/JOEL/WHOEVER IT WAS I WAS ALSO TALKING TO AND I WERE RIGHT.

WE WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT.

WOW.

LOOK AT THE JUSTINE CURSE STEAMROLL THE MEN'S DRAW.

NOW, NOW, MY DEAR IVANOVIC....

2008-01-23T15:24:00.000+08:00

~~MRS LAURIE BALE~~ MIN SHEN HAS JOINED THE CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT.

REJOICE, PEOPLE, FOR WE ARE GROWING.

CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT, GO!

2008-01-23T13:10:00.001+08:00

CHERIE HAS JOINED THE CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT!

I HOPE I SENT THE INVITE TO THE CORRECT EMAIL ADD. I SENT IT TO THE ONE LISTED ON YOUR DEVIANTART PAGE.

YAY!

2008-01-22T23:31:00.000+08:00

YAY, THE ONLY BLOG (THAT I KNOW OF) THAT ENCOURAGES THE USE OF THE OFTEN LEFT OUT CAPS LOCK KEY.

SELF CLAIMED RULE:
IF YOU HAVE AN EXCLAMATION MARK (THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOWECASE LETTER L (EXAMPLE: *CENSORED*) FLOATING ABOVE A DOT (EXAMPLE: . ) AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCES YOUR COOLNESS RATING GOES UP.

2008-01-22T16:28:00.001+08:00

JEN HAS JOINED THE CAPSLOCK MOVEMENT.

YAY, JEN!

AND I EMAILED THE INVITE TO YOUR GMAIL ACCOUNT. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

THEREFORE, PEOPLE, JOIN US!

HELLO.

2008-01-21T16:09:00.000+08:00

OKAY. SINCE I'VE DECIDED THAT I'LL JUST USE A PLAIN AND SIMPLE PRE-PREPARED BLOGGER TEMPLATE, ALL I NEED TO DO NOW IS GET A REALLY LOUD, GAUDY HEADER.

RIGHT. RULES.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS BLOG (AS JOINT WRITER, ETC, ETC), JUST POST A COMMENT BELOW. YOU KNOW, THINGS INVOLVING REALLY FRUSTRATING/FUNNY CAPSLOCKING.

NO POSTS IN THIS BLOG IS ALLOWED TO BE IN LOWERCASE. NOT EVEN THE COMMENTS. OR EVEN ON THE CBOX.

WILL FIX THE LINKS UP SOON/EVENTUALLY/WHENEVER. SO JUST LEAVE A COMMENT/MESSAGE IF I LEFT YOU OUT FROM THE LINKS.

COUGH!

2008-01-20T15:03:00.000+08:00

GUISE!

I GOT ME A CAPSLOCK BLOG!

JUST TO CAPSLOCK IN!

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