SINCE JEN WAS HAVING A 'WHY?!' POST, I HAVE ONE TOO. OR RATHER, I HAD ONE. BUT I WAS AFRAID MY FANGIRLYNESS WOULD SCARE PEOPLE OFF.

BUT WHAT WAS I THINKING?! THIS IS CAPSLOCK!

ANYWAY,

WHY?! WHY MUST OPRAH TEASE ME WITH A I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NUMBER THE SEASON IS OPENER WITH THE ENTIRE POSSE OF US OLYMPIANS? OKAY. I KNOW. THE ONLY US OLYMPIANS I LIKE ARE THE 3 GYMNASTS. I USED TO LIKE MARION JONES. BUT SHE TOOK DRUGS.

I THINK THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME AMERICAN I LIKED ON MY TV DURING THE OLYMPICS... BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, I BARELY HAD TIME TO WATCH IT, AND MY WHATEVER TV TIME I HAD LEFT WAS FILLED WITH MY BELGIANS =D

I WAS FANGIRLING OVER THE BELGIANS - ILJO KEISSE, KENNY DE KETELE, KIM GEVAERT, HANNA MARIEN, ELODIE OUEDRAOGO, OLIVIA BORLEE, TIA HELLEBAUT, JOS LANSINK AND HIS PRETTY HORSE, CUMANO... AND, AND, AND, YELENA ISINBAYEVA. AND A TEENY TINY BIT OF EAMON SULLIVAN (ALAIN BERNARD IS BUTT UGLY).

YES, I'M STILL IN OLYMPICS WITHDRAWAL.

ANYWAYS. I WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE EPISODE - BUT IT SOUNDS STUPID THAT I WANT TO FASTFORWARD THROUGH EVERYTHING ELSE AND JUST WATCH THE GYMNASTS TALK. LOL.

BUT... BUT... BUT... THE GYMNASTS WERE SITTING AT THE SIDE - MAYBE WE'LL GET TO STARE AT THEM ANYWAY. BUT THAT MAY REQUIRE THE FORCEFUL REMOVAL OF MICHAEL PHELPS, BUT I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS MICHAEL PHELPS=JESUS, WHICH IS ANNOYING.

AND WHY! WHY MUST HOUSE AND CSI NY PREMIER DURING OUR TRIALS? I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE EPICALLY DISTRACTED. LOOKING OUT FOR THAT 13 SCENE. UGH. BOO, AMERICAN TV. WAY FOR PERFECT TIMING.