A NEW CONCEPT I'VE LEARNT THIS YEAR: THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE WEIGHT YOU GAIN! A CONCEPT THAT, DUE TO YOUTHFUL ARROGANCE AND PROPER FOOD CONSUMPTION HABITS, I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SCOFFED AT. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF VINDICTIVE GOD WOULD DESIGN US THAT WAY???
IT SEEMS I'M BECOME AN (QUOTE OPRAH, VIA TINA FEY) EMOTIONAL EATER. MUST FIND A NEW VENTING MECHANISM BESIDES EATING.
PORN, MAYBE.
AT LEAST LUST HAS NO PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION.
I'M ... ASSUMING.
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