I WAS HAVING ONE OF MY SHALLOW MOMENTS WHEN I WAS READING FANDOM!SECRETS TODAY.

AND MY THOUGHTS WERE SO CAPSLOCKY THAT I DECIDED TO SAVE MY REGULAR BLOGREADERS FROM THE PAIN.

FIRST, I SQUEED WHEN I SAW THIS SECRET.

THEN, I LOLED.

THEN I WENT ALL, "AAAAAAAAAAW, NASTIA LOOKS SO... *LI ZA FACE*"

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HER NON-BITCHY FOCUS!FACE?



WIBBLE, PEOPLE. WIBBLE.

ALSO, SEEING THIS PICTURE NOW MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK FOR THE ORIGINAL PICTURE. AND I NEVER REALIZED THAT THEIR STUTTGART WORLDS TEAM FINALS LEOTARD HAD *SPARKLES* ON THEM. SERIOUSLY, GIRLS, LAY OFF THOSE BEDAZZLERS. ALTHOUGH... I CANNOT SPEAK FOR SACRAMONE. SHE BEDAZZLES SHARPIES.

[EDIT: DAMN YOU, BLOGGER, FOR CUTTING OUT THE PICTURE. AT LEAST IT STILL HAS THE PARTS I'M REFERRING TO]