I'M TRYING VERY VERY VERY HARD NOT TO LIKE YOU.

DON'T GET THIS WRONG, READERS (BY THIS I MEAN MS NG MIN SHEN AND LIM JEN LI AND WHOEVER ELSE). IT'S NOT MY PRIVATE LIFE I'M TALKING ABOUT (OKAY, IT IS. ME BEING A FAN OF SOMEONE IS MY PRIVATE LIFE).

DAMNIT. I KNOW HOW THAT INTERVIEW WOULD'VE BEEN NTH TIME MORE EPIC IF IT WAS ALICIA SACRAMONE OR JUSTINE HENIN WITH THOSE INCREDULOUS FACES (ASAC WOULD'VE PULLED HER FACE MORE, JUSTINE WOULD'VE MADE IT MORE "WTF?!"-WORTHY), BUT DAAAAAYYUUUUUM.

YES. CRACK THOUGHTS.

AS USUAL.